The Truth is Way Out There: Hillary Clinton Says She’ll Get to the Bottom of Aliens (Not the Illegal Kind)
Oh. Boy. Hillary Clinton is outlining her plans for the presidency, and science fiction fans are going to be pretty excited about what she has in store for them. It seems that at the very top of her “To Do” list is getting “to the bottom” of the whole UFO/Aliens thing.
While stumping through Conway, New Hampshire last week, the Democrat frontrunner for the presidential nomination told a local journalist that she thinks we may have already been “visited” by aliens from outer space and that she personally promises to get any information on extraterrestrials “out there” if she’s elected President.
No, this is not the Onion, and no, I am not kidding. This is all true.
When Hillary Clinton was asked about her husband’s casual attitude toward the possibility of contact with extraterrestrial life, she argued that we might already be in contact.
“I think we may have been (visited already). We don’t know for sure.”
When pressed on how she would handle topics like Area 51 and the government’s history with aliens, she assured the reporter that she would be tackling the issue. “Yes, I’m going to get to the bottom of it.” Clinton also said that she has already made certain promises to her most ardent supporters (like campaign Chairman John Podesta) that she would be digging into the intrigue surrounding alien life.“He [Podesta] has made me personally pledge we are going to get the information out. One way or another. Maybe we could have, like, a task force to go to Area 51.”
I assume (or maybe a better word is HOPE) that Clinton is just kidding with the alien talk, but honestly, at this point… how could I possibly tell the difference between fact and fiction with the Clinton campaign? She may very well be more interested in Aliens from Outer Space than aliens from Mexico – and that in and of itself is a very sad commentary on today’s politics in America.
Well, you know what they say… ‘the truth is out there.’ Or in Hillary’s case… way out there.